When speaking of rich and poor, popular language distinguishes them with very subtle peculiar adjectives, so when referring to one and the other to mark the differences you should say: the rich catch a cold, the poor get constipated; the rich have a fever, the poor have a high temperature; the rich get angry, the poor get pissed off; the poor are hungry, the rich have an appetite; faced with an unexpected burp at the dinner table, the rich apologize, the poor say: enjoy your meal!; the rich defecate, the poor move their bowels; the rich call the restrooms the toilette, the poor call them the outhouse; the fake jewels the rich wear look authentic, and the authentic ones the poor wear always look fake; the rich can wear a flower in their lapel, the poor are lucky to have it in their ass; the rich, when they die, give up their soul, the poor merely kick the bucket and stretch their leg; the rich rob banks through the director’s office on the seventh floor with a fake business project, the poor do it through the street door with a balaclava and a plastic gun; when talking on the mobile, the rich do so with their jaw raised because they use it to command, the poor answer looking at the ground because they use it to obey; the poor need to die first to be first in the kingdom of heaven, the rich already enjoy heaven on earth in advance and in the end also pass the test of the camel going through the eye of a needle; the rich baptize their large country mansions with humble names, the nest, the burrow, the hut, the refuge, and their yachts are called the crab, the tadpole, the whitebait, while the poor choose lavish names for their humble shacks, paradise, olympus, eden and for their rowing boats Poseidon, Argos, Apollo; in wars the poor plant bombs, but the rich bomb. And so on until we see who sits at the right hand of God the Father.
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